woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
2007-06-19 11:28:12 · 15 answers · asked by si_kleeg 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know you're gettting old when the twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
2007-06-19 11:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!!!
He gets out of the hospital next Saturday
2007-06-19 18:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it just me or is it COLD in here? Lol!
2007-06-19 18:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
2007-06-19 18:30:38 · answer #4 · answered by Beth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one acually made me laugh out loud, acually, alomst pee my pants!!!! that is sooooooo funny!!! hahah =]
2007-06-19 18:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by blank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good answer.
2007-06-23 16:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is too funny!
2007-06-20 14:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Just Life, Trying To Live It. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are evil. Funny....but evil.
2007-06-19 18:31:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL GOOD ONE STAR TIME
2007-06-19 19:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!
2007-06-19 18:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋