an irishman an englishman and a scotsman are stranded on a?

Question

desert island for months, one day a small urn washes up on the shore so they give it a rub and out pops a genie, he grants them one wish each
englishman, i really miss home my wife and kids and watching match of the day , genie grants his wish and POOF hes gone
scotsman,, oh how i miss the rolling hills of scotland , scotch whisky, Edinburgh castle, genie grants his wiush and POOF hes gone and back at home
irishman, im lonely without the other two i wish they was back here

im just glad john q paddy enjoyed it, always a pleasure to amuse those who benefited from home rule

Answer 1

Ha ha made me chuckle.


:-)))

Answer 2

Heard it be fore. Me Great Grandfathers were on the ship heading to fight the rebels in 1776. one Irish the other Scott. As they stood on the deck Magree said"Tell me me Scottish friend if me die in this unholy land would you be doing me a favor?" "Why yes me Irish friend, what be it?"'When they burry me I have a jug of Irish mist in me sack, would you be willing to pour it over me grave so Me be resting in a little bite of Irland." " Ya Magree I be doing that for yea; but tell me would you be minding if me be passing it through me kidneys first?"

Answer 3

Your joke made me laugh oh my god it's so funny I love this joke I am going to tell it to everybody and my mom, my dad, everybody! I hope everyone get's it, because it's a little above thier level lol. Oh my god I'm still laughing at it I had to write thi out because I think that this joke is so funny you must be a comedian you must do stand up and if you don't you really should o my god it's so funny and comical. This joke made me laugh louder than ever and now I am going to live forever because laughing helps you live longer well not really forever because no one lives forever but maybe you added a day or a monrth or a year or a decade or a fort night or a minute or a second or a century to my life I don't really know how it exactly works but oh my god this joke is funny. Do you do stand up because if you send me an e-mail I will be happy to know because I am convinced that you do stand up. It is hard for me to type this because this is so funny. If you are a stand up comedian (or a prospective one) I'm already your biggest fan. You should have a show on TV (TV means television in 'cool') like Jerry Sienfeld i might have spelled his name wrong (LOL!) he has tapes and CDs to I like to listen to comedy on the plane, in the car, at work, camping, hiking, birdwatching, trucking, bikeing, running, walking, sleeping, napping, sitting, standing, shouting, talking, drinking, while getting drunk (LOL), raking, while mowing the lawn, while riding a horse, while flying, while hang-gliding, while sailing, while fishing, while hunting, while cleaning, while shaving, while showering, while watching TV, while racing, while fighting, while playing video games, while lifting weights, while going to work, while coming home to work, while going to the gym, while coming back from the gym, while eating at McDonalds, While eating at subway, while eating chinese food, while eating french food, while eating thai food, while eating mexican food and everything else I like to do oh my god you are funny. I give you LOL times 10, no LOL times 100, no LOL times INFINITY!!!! You are SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

Answer 4

thats funny, but i would hate that guy who wished me back to the island after i got home with my family.haha

Answer 5

So they ended up back where they started. Now that's what I call two jokes rolled into one. ha ha ha lol

Answer 6

Yea I've this be4 but in different versions

it's funny though

Answer 7

You can always rely on good old Paddy!

Answer 8

Good one

Answer 9

Ha Ha!!! Us paddys have a sense of humour!

Answer 10

thats as old as the hills love

Answer 11

Thats funny, We liked that