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Because that's what I'm haveing for dinner tonight and I don't want to offend the FSM

2007-06-19 10:29:47 · 19 answers · asked by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

*gasp* people don't know of the FSM????

2007-06-19 10:32:51 · update #1

19 answers

Worship. By taking it into ourselves, we make it part of us. Since you are what you eat.

Pesto be with you, RAmen.

2007-06-19 10:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by KC 7 · 0 0

Same thing as communion with the Catholics,they symbolically eat his body and drink his blood,Whereas The FSM just said "EAT ME!"

2007-06-19 17:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only requirement that FSM has is that you enjoy it to the fullest, as with every other pleasurable activity. Moderation is key. Your enjoyment is worship.

2007-06-19 17:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by angietangerine17 2 · 3 0

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has no restrictions or rules on eating.

2007-06-19 17:38:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 2 0

It is fine as long as you don't throw it back up. That is offensive to the FSM.

2007-06-19 17:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The FSM wants you to ingest his holy body and drink his holy marinara sauce.

2007-06-19 17:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 5 0

Who is the FSM, and if spaghetti bugs them then they need to get a personality reset.

2007-06-19 17:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Forgive me FSM, for I have sinned.

a LOT.

I loves me some pasta.

2007-06-19 17:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1 1

I had spaghetti tonight as well.I am a true and proud Pastafarian.

RAmen

2007-06-19 17:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by rosbif 6 · 3 0

Eating pasta is the highest form of respect.

2007-06-19 17:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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