2007-06-19 10:05:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Suicide is not Islamic killing civilians is not Islamic, they are just desperate like the Buddha kamikaze, last ditch effort
2007-06-19 10:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personally, I don't think they actually sat down and calmly thought that "72 virgins" thing all the way through.
After the guy's slept with all 72 virgins, then he's got 72 wives for all eternity. And where's he going to find a job that'll support 72 wives . . . and the kids? Do they have Seven-Elevens in Paradise?
Each wife is entitled to exactly the same treatment as every other wife, so we're talking about 72 washer/driers, 72 dishwashers, 72 complete sets of Tupperware, and you just know they'll all want shoes.
And where is the poor guy going to find a 73 bedroom house . . . . before the kids come along? Where's he going to stash them?
When the honeymoon's over in Paradise, I figure any Muslim suicide-bomber's going to wish he'd gone to hell . . . :-)
2007-06-19 17:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wonder if it is so great, why don't some of the dummies say, "Hey boss! You can have my turn!" After all, it isn't fair for such holy men to always send others off to heaven but not go themselves.
2007-06-19 17:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Muslim suicide bomber will go to hell
it's mentioned in Holy Quran
You can check in there, i don't lie
2007-06-19 17:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by marhama 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
To be really ironic, he would find his 72 virgins, and then discover that his very important plumbing has gone missing...
2007-06-19 17:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by correrafan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes 72 blow up dolls with ticking bombs tied around their waist.
Kisses BB
2007-06-19 17:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Blow-up" dolls...I get it. that was double funny.
EDIT....we are not speaking of Muslims that live within a 1000 miles from any R&S member.
Just kidding,Muslims....you can pick on me later.(in fun only,OK?
2007-06-19 17:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. I have no problems with the Muslims, but I have to say that was funny.
2007-06-19 17:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least they'd probably appreciate getting SOME action.
2007-06-19 17:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by EZSum 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i just shot diet dr. pepper out of my nose....thank you for the best laugh i've had all day.
2007-06-19 17:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋