A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
2007-06-19 09:51:52 · 24 answers · asked by bunywars5000 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that one!!! Very funny!!
2007-06-19 09:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!!!! LMaoo do ya think the kid got in trouble??? They probably had an all out war with the parents.. religion and school is like oil and water.. Good joke though.
2007-06-19 16:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by missin NJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! LOL! 10/10! A star for you!
2007-06-19 16:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher, be careful the impression you give children.
They speak frankly, if they think you go to ..., you might.
:)
2007-06-23 06:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny I like it so I gave you a star
2007-06-19 16:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny star for you!
2007-06-19 17:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOO
That's funny
2007-06-19 19:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! Star for you!
2007-06-19 16:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before but it's good every time!! it always makes me laugh! :)
2007-06-19 17:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by basketball chicka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh snap!!
*Lol* That was a good one.
2007-06-19 16:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋