i am the moderator of a witches meetup group and i allowed a new member yesterday. well we just got this huge "end of the world repent now, i'm praying for you" prayer. the members were replying with "uhhhhh what???????"
my question is, was it one of you christians in here? cause it was really funny! come on, who was it?
2007-06-19 09:45:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
here's the beginning, it was massive!
> The hourglass is nearly empty. The culmination of
> End Times is upon
> us and we have now entered The Great Tribulation.
> Armageddon and
> Judgment are literally on our doorstep. There are a
> total of TWO
> things that you need in order to obtain Eternal Life
> and Man-Made
> Religion is not one of them. (1) A Good Heart
> Condition. (2) An
> Acceptance of Christ as Lord and Savior.
2007-06-19 09:48:05 · update #1
jill you crack me up LOL
2007-06-19 09:49:15 · update #2
I get this all the time, I guess they just want to SAVE me from a HELL I don't even believe exist!
I think the part that bothers me the most is that I don't go to their groups and emails and send out messages for them to CONVERT to my beliefs.
I don't spam them and tell them that they are going to come back as a jackass in their next life, or that karma is going to make them devil worshipers next time around, so I really wish they would just leave me, and folks like you alone!
Sorry it happened too your group hon.... best wishes with your meet up group!
2007-06-19 09:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Shewolf Silver Shadows/Author 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Moon. I have noticed that questions asking for things like that are deleted quite often. The two main ones are prayers and asking for people to give encouragement to men serving in the Army, Navy, Marines etc. It seems somebody doesn't feel these types of questions are appropriate and I'd like to know why.
2016-05-19 23:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that idiot is showing up everywhere. However if you write her back she gets really nasty. I've reported her to yahoo as a spammer and they deleted her. It 3 weeks to show up on another group. I told the owner she was a spammer and sure enough. So she got banned again.
2007-06-19 09:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Janet L 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL No, it wasn't me. However, I find that really funny too. I'm not one that preaches the whole "end of the world" thing.
I would love it if you could email me the full thing through answers. It would be a great laugh. Thanks!!
2007-06-19 09:57:56 · answer #4 · answered by One Odd Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once you find out who it was, you all need to get together and spam a whole lot of spells at him/her. That should put an end to it.
2007-06-19 10:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess that "good heart condition" clause leaves **** Cheney out. No pace makers in heaven.
2007-06-19 09:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
These guys on Yahoo led me to Jesus. He was drinking tequila in some bar in Tijuana.
2007-06-19 09:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Maintenance 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Me! Oh wait...I'm a witch. Never mind.
2007-06-19 09:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be glad it wasn;t from the atheists--they beat the tar out of ya.
2007-06-19 10:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm wondering why you need a "good heart condition".....
2007-06-19 09:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Mathsorcerer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋