I need a quote by a or about a woman.....?

Question

It's for a t-shirt at work. I work at a brewery and we are going to have pink shirts so it has to be girly and about beer. I was looking for something Sex and the City but sofar no luck. Any help?

Answer 1

From one of the greatest philosophers of our time; Homer Simpson:

"Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one !"

Answer 2

http://www.allgreatquotes.com/alcohol_quotes.shtml

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
Anonymous

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
Ogden Nash

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Topic: Alcohol Quotes - Famous Alcohol Quotes, Quotations, Sayings

I drink therefore I am.
W.C. Fields

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Alex Levine

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth 2. 3

When money's tight and hard to get
And your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Flann O'Brien
From the novel At Swim Two Birds.

A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.
Bible
Ecclesiastes 8.15

Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.
Drinking Toast

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
William Shakespeare

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
Brendan Behan

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered.
George Best

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
George Best

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Homer Simpson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Homer Simpson

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
Homer Simpson

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
Rita Rudner

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill

Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works.
Bible
Ecclesiastes 9. 7

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.
Gerard Way

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
Frida Kahlo

Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.
Bible
Ecclesiasticus

Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!
Eleanor Early

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
Seneca

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
Ogden Nash

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Raymond Chandler

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Norman Brenner

Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation.
Lord Byron

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.
George Saintsbury

When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Thomas Becon

So fill to me the parting glass. Good night and joy be with you all.
Traditional Irish song

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.
Ernest Hemingway

Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
Anonymous

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
William Butler Yeats

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society,
except that which makes to road safer, the beer stronger,
the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.
Brendan Behan

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

Answer 3

Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.
Norm (Cheers)

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Answer 4

Cheer for Beer

The Witch's Brew

Girls Beer Girls
What more can a Guy Want?

Beer the other Sex Drinks it too!

Beer The Sexy Feminine Drink!!

Beer we like it here...(with sexy red lips below it)

Answer 5

Beer drinkers make the best lovers.
A beer drinker.

The difference between a drunk and and an alcoholic is that an alcoholic worries about it.
A drunk.

When asked if I had always drunk i replied, " No, not yet."
Me.

Answer 6

from the movie mystery men,
[the Spleen (played by Paul Reubens) walks to the Bowler making kissing noises and clicks tongue]

The Bowler (Janeane Garofalo):

"There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry."

I think that "There's not enough beer in the world." is a great bar defense.

Answer 7

Men are like a fine wine.

They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.
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some are quotes but others are long jokes, if u skip throu you mite find a better one.

Answer 8

well its not really about women but you could use the old quote

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

Answer 9

"Sisterhood & brotherhood are conditions people have to work at. It's a serious matter."
-Maya Angelou

"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love."
-Mother Theresa

Answer 10

Maybe
"There are three things every girl needs....
Love to make her weak
Alcohol to make her strong
And best friends when both things make her hit the floor"