A vampire bat comes flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parks himself on the roof of the cave to get some much-needed sleep. Pretty soon, all the other bats smell the blood and begin hassling him about where he got it. He tells them to knock it off and let him get some sleep, but they persist. "We're starvin', Marvin! Buddy, you gotta share!" Finally, he gives in. He flies out of the cave with hundreds of bats following him, salivating over the thought of a meal. Down through the valley they go, across the river, and into the deep forest. Finally, the bat slows down, and all the other bats gather excitedly around him. "Do you see that tree over there?" he asks, gesturing to a large tree on the other side of the forest. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all scream in unison, looking around frantically for the source of the blood that they'll soon be feasting on. "Good," says the bat, "because I didn't
2007-06-19 09:01:51 · 12 answers · asked by daddyfirt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I chuckled. Thanks.
2007-06-19 09:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by What? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.... Good one.
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
2007-06-19 16:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by !country*girl! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sorry
i did not read to the end
it was like a story
may tell me the result of the joke?
2007-06-19 16:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by smk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thats funny cause bats are blind
2007-06-19 16:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha that is really funny!
2007-06-19 16:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes
2007-06-19 16:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lottle long, but ok
2007-06-19 16:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by eVeRyBoDy SiNg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
veryyy cute
=]
2007-06-19 16:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
way too long, and not funny at all
2007-06-19 16:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by My Pits A Lover Not A Fighter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny, funny
2007-06-19 16:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by scum skull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...that is hilarious
2007-06-19 16:11:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋