whenever im eating her out it tastes like a dirty muffler
2007-06-19 08:54:45 · 23 answers · asked by Steve R 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
no more take outs...just don't do it unless she has just showered!!! gross...
2007-06-19 08:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you tongue alot of dirty mufflers do ya?
look, grow up and just tell her, you would appreciate it if she douched prior to intimacy.....but you need to be sure you brush your teeth or use mouthwash so you don't give her an infection, which by the way often causes a bad odor and strange taste from the female genitalia, it could actually be all your fault if you haven't been doing that.
2007-06-19 15:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by essentiallysolo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! and you know what a dirty muffler tastes like? eeeewwww!!!!!!!!! maybe don't do that to her anymore, or tell her that you only like to do that after a shower. If she smells, then maybe something is wrong, thats not normal. How ever you handel it, you need to mention it loveingly, not in an argument, or in any way insulting. Like I said I don't think its normal for anyone to smell bad unless something is wrong, or they don't shower very often.
2007-06-19 16:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by Maalru3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you poor thing.......you know what a dirty muffler taste like and your comparing it to your gf? lol just kiddin.....why not ask her to take a shower with you before you do the deed.... soap her up as a way to entise her and if she ask why just tell her you want to pamper her and then have sex......good luck to you lol you deserve a clean muffler
2007-06-19 15:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by soulm8s7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she does not need to take a shower, she needs a 5 min bath. also she may want to get that check out if the bath dont help.
P.S
make it a bubble bath with candles and stuff .Good luck
2007-06-19 16:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Black Beauty™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You still eat her out? She might think that if you are eating her out that no one smells her. That is nasty, don't tell anybody else. As a female myself, I would want my man to tell me. She might be mad but if you eating it with a smell, you are a keeper. That's what I call ride or die!
2007-06-19 16:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by shamiran305 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how would you know how a muffler tastes? careful or you will get a yeast infection in your throat...ewww
2007-06-19 16:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by Video_Production 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invite her to take a shower with you before hand and soap her up real well and rinse off real well. One person gets all soapy then the other person gets soapy and then the rinse comes....
2007-06-19 16:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by Done 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she comes over ur house when ur parents rnt there be like "i gotta take a shower b4 we go sorry im running behind. wood u like to jump in with me" like u flirting
2007-06-19 15:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by mydogislouderthanyours 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her some girly soaps, or quit eating her out. She'll learn.
2007-06-19 15:58:01 · answer #10 · answered by smileyfaceinspace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR girl? Does she belong to you? Maybe she did take a shower and it is her natural oder!!!!Don't you even dare tell her something!She'll get mad!Trust me.
2007-06-19 15:58:47 · answer #11 · answered by marine B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋