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The Vatican have just issued their 10 Motoring Commandments, including Thou Shalt not use thy car as a place of sin.
As a practicing non-Catholic I would like to break this commandment without delay, any suggestions?
Oh and the Pope also recommends praying while driving. Please tell me you can pray with your eyes open...

2007-06-19 08:53:02 · 33 answers · asked by nev 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

just in case you thought I was joking...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070619/tod-uk-vatican-road-116e0fe.html

2007-06-19 08:54:11 · update #1

Alice!!
I dod not mean I want to take off my trousers! I thought of maybe some swearing, a rude gesture or two...
Bears are never THAT kind of naughty in a car. (now in the woods, maybe...)

2007-06-19 09:58:52 · update #2

33 answers

You want to break this commandment without delay????
I AM BLUSHING!!!!!!

Nev, whoever sits next to me while I am driving, prays as if it is his last day. Prays with all his heart... (This is my sin in a car!!...) If Pope learns that , he will appreciate me the highest. I am a reason for people to pray.

Yes, I can pray with my eyes open, as well as I can drive with my eyes closed.

2007-06-19 09:23:24 · answer #1 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1 0

Oh Nev, do you REALLY want to know....
Ok, I regularly use my phone on country roads! I know it is evil but talking on the phone is less distracting than driving a car full of children and they dont ban the school run do they?

I swear.. regularly at other users, stuff on the radio.

I talk to myself and have imaginary arguements with people!

I sing very loudly and out of tune!

I have performed a sex act in a moving car more than once!

Personally, my friends would agree that the singing is by far the biggest crime I could commit!!!

2007-06-20 09:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

105

2007-06-19 08:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 1 0

I always pray when I drive especially if I'm joining the motor way, and of course I always close my eyes. THAT'S HOW YOU GET ON THE MOTOR WAY Ummmmm at least that's what I always thought.

2007-06-19 08:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by : 6 · 1 0

I think you can guess. It was years ago, with my husband. But the cop who busted us sinned even worse: he stood there watching for a few minutes before he tapped on the window, lol! (He let us go, but I thought he should have been spit on for watching. I'd rather have suffered the consequences of being busted. It was years before I could laugh about it.)

2007-06-19 08:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by Hoops4Gawd 2 · 1 0

I didn't have anything approaching or resembling sex in a car until after I converted from Catholicism to Judaism. Sex isn't a sin in Judaism.

:-)

2007-06-19 09:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0 0

I have my ex boyfriend head as we were going through a McDonalds drive-through.

I don't know what was worse; The public display of affection or eating at Filthy Mc's.

2007-06-19 09:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Listed to a Kelly Clarkson song.

2007-06-19 08:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by OBMIJ 2 · 7 0

I had sex in a car once. And of course I swear in my car all the time, at the other drivers.

2007-06-19 09:02:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I conceived out of wedlock while under the influence of a controlled substance. Im going to hell, but I am looking forward to sleeping by the fire.

2007-06-19 09:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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