Christian: God, I'm trying to convert people like you said, but it's hard. Can't you offer me at least one piece of objective evidence?
God: I did. The universe.
Christian: But, they say that doesn't count. They say that that is no proof that God created it.
God: Then who created it?
Christian: I don't know, I guess they just think it always existed.
(God laughs)
Christian: Seriously God, what am I supposed to do? There are tons of problems in the world, and I don't think science can fix all of them. What should I do?
God: Love.
Christian: Good point.
Okay, that wasn't that funny. i'll try harder this time:
Christian: God, allow me to smite the sinners.
(God raises an eyebrow)
Christian: Fine if you won't help me, Jesus will. Come on B*tch.
Jesus: *sigh*
2007-06-19 08:19:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
....come again?
2007-06-19 08:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what happen to the last couple sentences? did you have to hurry and finish and this was what you heard on tv ? Oh come on b...real Christians do not call Jesus that ....What is so seriously wrong with you that you would attack a person Lord like that? All I know is I am praying for you to repent but I am sure you won't and God is going to get ya it might not be today or tomorrow but I know he is going to get you. Repent and ask for forgiveness Please for your soul sake
2007-06-19 08:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by truely human 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. I guess it captures one aspect of some of us Christians, but it oversimplifies and stereotypes the rest of us a little. As a piece of humor that makes a point, though, I can't say much bad about it!
2007-06-19 08:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was terrible. not funny at all. how would you like it if we did that to Mormons or whatever you are?? you're really getting on my nerves. just stop talking about religion. ask other questions, stay out of the society and culture category. geeze. don't be a jerk.
2007-06-19 09:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Christian wouldn't swear, and Jesus IS God, so He would still say no.
2007-06-19 08:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
religion jokes are not funny at all I am not religious.If you want jokes try rascist jokes,sexist jokes,or any jokes that have cusing in them.These jokes sucked really bad just giving you advice.Christians will say to you right now that wasn't funny it wasn't but at least you tried making fun of them.
2007-06-20 07:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by DR.ROCKY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you were trying to make me laugh that didn't work. Becuase it was the most stupidest thing that I ever heard......if you want to get some good jokes then e-mail me and I'll hook you up... sigh..........
2007-06-19 09:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny, either. What point are you trying to make?
2007-06-19 08:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could bore a statue to tears
2007-06-19 08:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Umm...sorry...aint workin' for ya.
Sounds like you need to put down the bottle. lol
2007-06-19 08:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never blocked someone, but you are teetering on the edge.
2007-06-19 08:22:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋