as a reply leave your e-mail adress or somthing so I can mail you a document. Please you will be of the first on earth to read it and you will get fame!
2007-06-19 08:08:22 · 23 answers · asked by dean m 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OH YAY! SPAM! Okay, here is my email...
Wait a minute! Oh, you almost got me. I was this close.
You bad boy.
2007-06-19 08:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-06 22:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by kennebeck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Operators are standing by! But wait...there's more! If you're among the first 1500 to reply, you'll receive..absolutely free...a splinter from the actual cross Jesus died on! Encased in high quality space age plastic, it can be attached to a key chain, or worn around your neck!
2007-06-19 08:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Graham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can send me anything you like, but if you are interested in fame then you are clearly not interested in the teaching of Jesus. Why do I have a suspicion that your 'document' will not be worded any more clearly than this question?
2007-06-19 08:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by jamesfrankmcgrath 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-06-19 08:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you provide a link here? Or at write a summary in your question?
Or write a book! Nah! - that would be too much trouble on your part to spread your religion.
Rob
2007-06-19 08:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by barefoot_rob1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said His coming would be like lightning across the sky. When He returns, it won't be a secret, everyone will know it.
2007-06-19 08:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait let me get this right. You have proof of "god" and rather than go to the media with it, you want to email us with it???
2007-06-19 08:12:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is the energy of the universe. Why would we need a document to read?
2007-06-19 08:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why not posting a link.
2007-06-19 08:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ahmad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋