they retired to the bedroom & Camillas new shoes were killing her. " Charles darling ", she said " please remove my shoes".
Being the ever obedient puppy he pulled and strained, but it wouldn't budge. " Harder " she shouted," Harder" he replied, " I'm trying darling, but its so bloody tight " ! " Come on, give it all you've got " she cried.
Finally when it came off Charles let out a long moan & Camilla sighed, " oh that feels so good " ! In their bedroom next door the Queen turns to Prince Philip and says, " see , I told you that with a face like that she'd be a virgin " !
Meanwhile,next door Charles has started on Camillas other shoe and cried, " God , this one's even tighter " , to which Philip turns to the Queen and says, " thats my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man " !
2007-06-19 08:02:36 · 10 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was Charles a rear admiral? that was pretty good YOU GET A STAR
2007-06-19 10:37:37 · answer #1 · answered by bernman101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, Yasmin, not even Diana had to take a "virginity test". That's a myth, and there's no such test. There was no rule stating that only a virgin could marry the heir. In any case, previously married women were obviously never expected to be virgins. See, for example, the lady below, who married a Prince of Wales in 1361. She'd been previously married and had children.
2016-04-01 05:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-19 08:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really cool!!!!! I love it, ca'nt wait to that one inwork tomoz, Ps I work at Buckingham Palace!!!!
Only Joking.
2007-06-19 08:19:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice one
2007-06-19 08:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on, finish the joke.
2007-06-19 08:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by fred 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was good.
2007-06-19 08:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-19 08:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-19 08:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Vicki B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg ROFL!
2007-06-19 14:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋