Paddy goes for a job interview at a building site. the foreman asks if he can make a cuppa, Paddy replies yes, the best tea in Ireland! Then the foreman asks if paddy can drive a forklift truck, Paddy looks astonished and asks why? How bigs the teapot?!!!!!
2007-06-19 07:48:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice
pssst (paddy's my cousin)
2007-06-19 07:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two irish men missed the last bus home so decided to walk home the quickest way was to walk along the raiway track after a few miles they heard in the distance a train coming along the lineas it was a single track paddy said to john qick up here on the enbankment john still kept running along the track .The train hit him
" john" said paddy "" why didnt you run up here ""
john replied the bloody thing caught me on the flat so what chance would I have uphill
2007-06-19 08:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by 808fl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one. i really like paddy n murphy jokes
2007-06-19 07:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-19 08:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shorty but goody
2007-06-19 08:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No never heard of it before which makes it even funnier. lol
2007-06-19 08:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very funny ill star it xxxxxxxxxxx mwahh
2007-06-19 07:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one, i havent heard a good joke in a while actually.
2007-06-19 07:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm...not the worst i heard but some people could fine it offensive!
2007-06-19 07:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by PokeTheMantie™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have but still good
have a star
2007-06-19 07:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by freddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋