I've heard so many funny ones I can't begin to pick out my absolute favorite. But I wish I could remember who asked:
"If god dropped acid....would he see people?"
Do you have a memorable funny question?
2007-06-19 07:41:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fokkerball: Yeah, I remember that one. Makes me laugh every time, too.
2007-06-19 07:48:34 · update #1
Muhammad: God lord! Every once in a while I ask a silly question. Thanks for the memory!
2007-06-19 08:00:01 · update #2
Wanda: Well, thank you. I love humor.
2007-06-19 08:18:38 · update #3
It wasn't really a question, but the post yesterday about the kid ringing someone's doorbell & the door was opened by a 400 pound naked man. Made me LOL literally.
Your answers frequently crack me up.
EDIT: I just read Muhammad's answer & that IS the funniest question I"ve ever seen asked on R&S. I'm laughing so hard I'm having trouble typing.
2007-06-19 07:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i will never bear in mind jokes so I doubt this is the funniest i've got ever heard, in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it did make me chuckle you're able to do the italian accessory on your head ;) An englishman is going on trip to Italy. it quite is night and he's walking via a field, he includes a lake the place he sees a guy sat on the sting of the water together with his head in his palms. interior the super factor approximately his atmosphere he loses his organic reserve so he is going as much as the guy and says 'hiya guy, what's incorrect? what are you unhappy approximately?' the italian replies 'you notice the properties up there?' he gestures to a close-by hill the place there's a line of residences. '10 properties. I outfitted one and all of them myself. yet do they call me Giuseppe the domicile Builder?' the englishman is a touch at a loss for words, so he apologises and says 'i don't understand..' the italian factors to the different element of the lake and says 'you notice those little fishing boats? 20 boats. I outfitted one and all of them myself. yet do they call me Giuseppe the Boat Maker?' the englishman continues to be questioned and says 'properly, i'm sorry, I nonetheless don't understand.' the Italian seems up and says 'I shag ONE sheep!'
2016-09-28 02:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by mccleery 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely die laughing every time I see a question about crocoducks. The one that really made me fall out of my chair was asked by Off My Diet, and actually got deleted:
"Should the What Should I Do Retard run for president? We've already had 7 years of the Look What I Did Retard."
2007-06-19 07:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by Queenie in the vitamins 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I am in the minority, I do not find the WSIDR funny. Apparently others do, which is fine by me. The only time he made me laugh was when he asked:
"My Ford would not start this morning, so I called an Escort Service. The lady who came over was very nice but knew nothing about cars. What should I do?"
2007-06-19 08:05:15 · answer #4 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed the question about the gerrymandering rule in the Texas legislature during the 1998 session. Very deep stomach laughter.
2007-06-19 07:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by Creepy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked :
which university offers a major in Harry Potter?
and I actually got one real answer saying they did not know but NYU offers a major in fiction stories. lol other people got the joke though
2007-06-19 08:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wrote them down or no one would believe me.
If man is created in God's image, does that mean Mrs. God makes Him sleep on the couch too?
Why do banks leave their doors open, yet they chain pens to the table?
Why is it someone tells you there are billions of stars out there, you believe them. But, if someone tells you there is wet paint, you have to touch it?
2007-06-19 09:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by grnlow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I ask this one all of the time.
"If a grown man in a Devils costume rang your doorbell and ran away giggling, what would you do?"
The answers I get are a laugh riot.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2007-06-19 07:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Satan♥Lord♥of♥Flames♥ 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Yeah there are a lot of them. "Were seatbelts and airbags inspired by Satan?" and there was another funny one about the bible not being able to fit in a text message being an atheist conspiracy.
2007-06-19 07:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by Sunrayye 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"I believe in microevolution but not in macroevolution" is like saying...?
People filled in the blanks, it was all fun... until I got reported. Someone needs a broom removed from their rear end.
2007-06-19 07:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋