THe king of the atheist Denmark lovers, this Denmark queen of sin, Tiger Woods misses.
Looking with that long flowing hair, doing silly things to thoughts of those of us trying not to sin. Leading men away from leadership, and straight to rent videos.
We went to see Woods golf two years ago, and I passed out when I saw her in person. It's sick~
2007-06-19 07:04:52 · 12 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You passed out when you saw her in person? Man, you are constricted! You don't tie a tourniquet around your goldmember do you?
2007-06-19 08:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by shakalahar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's the Tiger Woods of women
2007-06-19 14:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like YOU'RE a scary old man!!!
Run, Mrs. Woods, RUN!!!
2007-06-19 14:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tiger Woods wife leads me to sin, you too? "
By "you too"... are you asking whether Tiger's wife leads me to sin, too?
Or that I, too, lead you to sin?
I do hope it isn't the latter.
2007-06-19 14:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does your wife look like Colson?
2007-06-19 14:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She was a supermodel. When he met her is about when his game started suffering a bit.
2007-06-19 14:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol what?
You are not making much sense, Colson.
2007-06-19 14:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the world traveler.
2007-06-19 14:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mental capacity is far more endangered than your righteousness.
2007-06-19 14:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should call her and tell her the problems you're struggling with.
Oh, better yet, text message her.
2007-06-19 14:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋