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"then he [Samson] found a fresh jawbone of a donkey...and with it he killed a thousand men," (Judges 15:15). People are always pointing to religion as a source of violence, but I think asses are the real culprit...

2007-06-19 07:00:27 · 7 answers · asked by keri gee 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

lol! you guys are funny! I needed some laughs. (Nothing personal Donkey-you're my favorite ***).

2007-06-19 07:12:31 · update #1

7 answers

Jaw bones don't kill people, people kill people.

2007-06-19 07:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 3 0

Balaam's donkey lived about 400 years BEFORE Samson.

2007-06-19 14:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by Melanie Mue 4 · 0 0

I agree with the person who says "jawbones don't kill people, people kill people."
I use my donkey jawbone solely for sport and to provide food for my family. Furthermore, the constitution grants all U.S. citizens the right to own and bear donkey jawbones. And I'll smite anyone with my jawbone who tries to take it away from me!

2007-06-19 14:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by gehme 5 · 2 0

Probably not. But the destruction comes because of peoples actions.

2007-06-19 14:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

Leave Donkey alone! He never hurt you or anyone!

Donkey RULES!

2007-06-19 14:07:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No *** has ever caused me to become violent. Other sins, on the other hand...

I think Beyonce's *** might be the devil due the amount of sin it has caused me to commit.

2007-06-19 14:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What about Donkey from Shrek? I mean, that's unforgivable.

2007-06-19 14:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2 0

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