One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,
"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."
Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.
"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"
2007-06-19 05:53:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I swear I've had this conversation. . . .
2007-06-19 06:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by TW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao 10/10
2007-06-19 09:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.!!!
2007-06-19 06:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice i am chuckling like a girl.
2007-06-19 05:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lamo!
2007-06-19 06:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
must admit..this husband is pretty smart :)
i give ya a star!
2007-06-19 06:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by firegirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-19 06:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-06-19 05:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-06-19 05:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good, i'll give you a star.
2007-06-19 05:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋