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A Tie!!!!! Heyo!

Anyone else have a corny, easy to remember joke like that.

2007-06-19 05:25:23 · 7 answers · asked by double_o_shelbo 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

Lots of corny jokes!! :D They make me laugh but roll my eyes at the same time...I like yours about the two silk worms racing!! :D

2007-06-19 05:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by That Anna Girl 3 · 0 0

Of course a very effective armour shield used by Spiderman

2007-06-19 13:10:15 · answer #2 · answered by ramesh -DADAABAA 2 · 0 0

If you have two good jokes for an answer, it is then a 'tie'!

2007-06-19 12:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0 0

If two flys are in the kitchen ,which is the cowboy?


the one on the range

2007-06-19 12:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by elvenshamanmoonwolf 2 · 0 0

Lol

2007-06-19 12:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what is your question? oh well thanxs for the point

2007-06-19 12:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica W 2 · 0 1

what kind of cheese is not your cheese?

nacho cheese!

2007-06-19 12:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by brass in pocket 3 · 0 0

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