I do it all the time. Yes it makes your hand hard and red, but it's worth it. Besides, I am 30. My parents shouldn't care. If you do that, then you don't sleep around. Basicly, I don't need a girlfrend if it do this.
2007-06-19 05:16:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It amazes me what passes for decent subject matter in public these days.
2007-06-19 05:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
UHM. why are you telling your parents that if you're 30? and why are they even asking?? o_O
Masturbation can only carry you so far - seriously, nothing feels like having someone else there and pleasuring you while you pleasure them too <3 *cough* go get laid but don't be a brute about it *cough*
and yeah, the whole pleasuring yourself bit thing in theology - bible related; look it up sometime :D
2007-06-19 06:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Christian parents are trying to provide you with guidance they feel you need. It's a function of caring about you.
However, it is not written that 'thou shalt not choketh thy chicken' so if you're feeling so inclined it's really a non issue in the big scheme of things.
If you're not embarrassed to do it and discuss it I'm not embarrassed that you do it and tell me about it ... but I would infer that a woman is infinitely better company than a fist.
2007-06-19 05:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parents don't like the idea of their kids masturbating and kids don't like the idea of their parent's having hot monkey sex. Ugh.
But you are NO KID! Thirty years old, still living with your parents, diddling your twig and berries all the time and thinking that's better than sex.
Did I see you on an episode of "Criminal Minds?" Is your nickname "Un-sub?"
2007-06-19 05:26:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i know that there are times when you cant fight the urge, however it would be best to fight it. If you are a Christian you have to realize your body is a temple of the living God. You would need to get a gf and date but refrain from sex until the marriage. But dont marry her for the sex marry her because God tells u to.
2007-06-19 05:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by humble servant 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what in the sam heck are you doing still living at home at 30? Get the heck out and get your own place and find yourself a girlfriend. Sex is way better than beating off.
2007-06-19 05:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jameskan Video 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They did not want you to be 30 and setting around doing it.
2007-06-19 05:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm curious, if you are 30, why on earth is your parents aware of your activity??? Do you tell them you do this?
Oh me, what a question this morning and I havent even finished my first cup of coffee..
2007-06-19 05:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your a bit of a loser ! lol sorry to say ! but surely you rents shudnt know about the things that happen in your own home! presuming you live on your own! and if not then behind your door! and no matter how much you do it yourself its just not the same as gettin someone to do it for ya ! ;)
2007-06-19 05:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by Darren M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they tell you this because it does say clearly in any bible tthat it is wrong.The bible says that sexually gratification is to be experienced between a man and a woman,also when it speakes of this in the bible god meant for anything sexuall to be between a married couple.good things come to those who wait trust me.any pleasure you would receive from doing that does not compare to the feelings you will have when you experience those things with your future spouse.
2007-06-19 05:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋