Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
So, just exactly what is a *****?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *****.......
SMILE.........
And say Thank You!
2007-06-19 05:09:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Honey you have spoilt it for us blokes, but then again I shouldn't get slapped for saying such a thing in future.
2007-06-19 12:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Biochemically
Imbalanced
Technician
Certified
Heat-disher
2007-06-19 05:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wow... Awesome More more more..Thank you..But my
definition would be ... Born In Time Can Hurt... very
descriptive and self explantory .. Gotcha Ya,, I am an expert defing other half..actually I am to retarted to feel hurt..
Have a Great Day Beautiful..
2007-06-19 18:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lamo! 10 of 10
2007-06-19 06:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my youth, when someone called someone a b**** , the response was:
A ***** is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is part of a tree. A tree is part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for the compliment.
Horrible! ;o)
2007-06-19 05:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by windy_city_bear 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It also stands for:
Best
Individual
The
Company
Hired
2007-06-19 06:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by passionatemilf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but what if i was a rich, urban, biker, babe, in, total, control, of herself.
then i'd be r.u.b b.i.t.c.h.
(or judging by my comment just rubbish.lol.)
xx
2007-06-19 05:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Five stars, that would be a very good studio.
2016-04-01 05:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love your meaning.
Babe-In-Total-Control of-Herself.
Sure put a smile on my face..thank you.
2007-06-19 06:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A B*tch is a Female Dog.
2007-06-19 05:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋