A joke about Superman?

Question

At his request, each morning 3-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a magic blue and red cape. And he became Superman.

Outfitted each day in his "cape," Ray's days were packed with adventure and daring escapades. He was Superman.

This fact was clearly pointed out last fall when his mother enrolled him in kindergarten class. During the course of the interview, the teacher asked Ray his name.

"Superman," he answered politely and without hesitation.

The teacher smiled, cast an appreciative glance at his mother, and asked again, "Your real name, please."

Again, Ray answered, "Superman."

Realizing the situation demanded more authority, or maybe to hide amusement, the teacher closed her eyes for a moment, then in a stern voice said, "I will have to have your real name for my records."

Sensing he'd have to play straight with the teacher, Ray slid his eyes around the room, hunched closer to her, and answered in a voice hushed with conspiracy, "Clark Kent."

Answer 1

Hahaha! you earned a star

Answer 2

Cute!!! Leave it up to the kids!

A fellow kindergarten teacher was giving her class a lesson on using scissors. As she helped one child who
was having difficulty, she asked him if he had any
scissors at home. He replied, "No, but I do have two
brudders!"



Recently I realized I'd never shown my four-and-a-half-year-old son, Cameron, my baby pictures. After seeing them one day, he said, "If these are your baby pictures, where are the dinosaurs?"

Answer 3

Hey, this is A LOT funnier than almost all the jokes on this website. Congrats.

Answer 4

Good for a chuckle.

Answer 5

haha superman in his younger years...

Answer 6

he he, I knew that was coming!!! v good!!

Answer 7

:)) crazy little kid

Answer 8

LOL