I don't always follow them, but I really should.
sometimes I have been known to shout ugly words!!
2007-06-19 05:17:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did!
What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ''For the love of GOD! GO, GO!! Jesus Christ, GO!!'' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a ''sunny beach''...I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my buddy what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My buddy burst out laughing...why even HE was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed, so I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters, grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them all after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
2007-06-19 05:00:51
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answered by Giggly Giraffe 7
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a million. You shall not kill. Duh? could not have figured this out with out the Vatican. 2. the line would be for you a skill of communion between human beings and not of mortal harm. My tax funds pay for the line, so it is going to likely be a skill of despite my balloting, paying a s s says it is going to. 3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence should assist you to handle unexpected activities. Yeah, perhaps in 1955. immediately you are going to be donning a digital camera-telephone and videotaping each and every thing on your court docket visual charm to handle unexpected activities. 4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in prefer, especially victims of injuries. See quantity 7 below. 5. autos shall not be for you an expression of skill and domination, and an social gathering of sin. nicely there is going Viper, Corvette, Mustang, Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, BMW, circumvent... oh heck, we are exceedingly lots gonna have eliminate each and every thing different than Volvo. 6. Charitably persuade the extra youthful and not so youthful to not rigidity whilst they don't seem to be in a installation situation to accomplish that. Charity? How approximately we merely throw them in detention center and eliminate their licenses? i don't be attentive to too many below the effect of alcohol people who respond to charitable pleas. 7. help the families of twist of fate victims. especially people who % to not carry motor vehicle, wellbeing or existence assurance, because of the fact good day, that is our criminal accountability to look after fools (especially unlawful immigrants, so they are able to truly suck off the device!) 8. carry responsible motorists and their victims jointly, on the desirable time, so they are able to undergo the freeing adventure of forgiveness. Who am I, Maya Angelou? 9. on the line, take care of the extra susceptible occasion. Does this mean I could swerve unevenly and positioned myself, my passengers and different drivers in danger to sidestep birds, squirrels and stupid youngsters who think of they are able to skateboard quicker than my motor vehicle? 10. experience responsible in the direction of others. meaning the imbeciles who nonetheless won't be able to hold close the concept of gridlock, or people who use the middle turn lane as a merging lane? Oh wait, i be attentive to... I could be responsible in the direction of the lazy sacks who experience entitled to end getting dressed of their rear view mirrors at purple lights furniture.
2016-10-18 00:54:19
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answered by Anonymous
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WTF do we need the Vatican to tell us this for? We have civil laws that cover each and every one of these "commandments."
Doesnt the Vatican have better things to do? Oh wait....of course not.
Yes, I obey them all - expcept for #5. Ive got a nice car and a nicer motorcycle. So sue me. If God is gonna punish me over that, he's more of an as* than we thought.
2007-06-19 04:55:16
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answered by ? 5
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yeah i've seen that earlier, and i still have a problem with number 8. i just don't want to be an accessory for any
murder(s) that might occur..
2007-06-19 04:53:47
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answered by ↓ѕіѕтεяматуןdа↓ 2
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Yes, yes I do. I am a very courteous driver. In L.A.that is not always possible, but I try!
2007-06-19 04:52:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Of course!
2007-06-19 04:52:30
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answered by Anonymous
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No I just flip people the bird.
2007-06-19 04:53:15
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answered by Lynnemarie 6
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Oh look, more rules that we should be following whether we're christian or not.
2007-06-19 04:57:40
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answered by Anonymous
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No if it is not in the Bible i do not follow it. Jesus is the only way to God. love and God Bless
2007-06-19 04:54:10
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answered by channiek 4
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