...well I believe in the magic 8 ball!
Tell me what my life has in store for me
I surrender to your omnipotence!
Will I get into heaven?
*shakes*
MY SOURCES SAY YES
wow! all hail magic 8 ball!
will anyone join me in worshiping the all-mighty orb?
2007-06-19 03:32:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oooh mystical magical 8-ball...........
Will i ever get married?
*try again later*
DAMN!!
Is there a god?
*No*
I KNEW it!
2007-06-19 03:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There must be a place in your mind where you can recognize the slightest chance that Jesus is the Savior of us all. It may be a slim chance in your mind, that's fine. Still, all things are possible, right?
So, Is it really worth your time to type this up? Is it really that funny? It took me 20 years of depression to realize I am a spiritual being, but once I realized I am a spiritual being it didn't take me long to realize Christ is the light and the way.
I was similar to you a couple years ago. I understand what it feels like to be outside the "childlike trust" which Christians have in God. It's not an easy thing to explain.
Church is a human institution, and is prone to flaws, as we all are. The body of God is the universe; you'll always be within these loving arms. Peace.
2007-06-19 10:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by Alright22 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard good things about spongebob's magic conch shell, but I will give the magic 8 ball a chance.
2007-06-19 11:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Closed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I don't think that the magic 8 ball will get you into heaven but rather get you into a good mood.... but good for you! I do believe in Jesus and that he is our salvation.... =)
2007-06-19 11:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, much as I'd like to, there's that "Do not worship false Gods" thingy. Tell you what, smash that 8 ball with a hammer, 3 days later get it to appear whole again, then get billions to believe in it, and I'm there !
2007-06-19 10:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by =42 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will absolutely join you in worshiping the AlmightY 8-BALL.
2007-06-19 12:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by ddust102 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Jesus and your magic 8 ball is a worthless piece of garbage
2007-06-19 10:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The 8 ball lies.
2007-06-19 10:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by tim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe in jesus
I believe jesus hernandez will do my yard at the same time every tuesday
i believe!
2007-06-19 10:35:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are foolish, but the FSM loves you and will reveal himself you once you let him into your stomach.
Italian food loves you.
2007-06-19 10:45:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ginger Ninja 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋