Tell me your own 10 commandments , and why for this?

Question

for full points 15 of them

Answer 1

1. thou shalt never stop rocking
2. thou shalt worship the rolling stones, for they are legendary rockers.
3. thou shalt drink until thine heart is warm...and possibly infected...
4. thou shalt snort magic mushrooms, in the true spirit of rockingness.
5. when at a festival, thou shalt sleep with strangers.
6. when at a festival, thou shalt get drunk and piss on someone you don't like.
7. when at a festival, thou shalt throw things at emos.
8. thou shalt throw things at emos, wherever thou art.
9. thou shalt eat tepid hotdogs which cost you a tenner, because thou art at a concert.
10. thou shalt fall down and worship Led Zeppelin, Bon Jovi, Iron Maiden, The Who and Deep Purple.
11. thou shalt always play thine air guitar to the riff in 'smoke on the water'
12. thou shalt never watch kerrang, for it is full of the filthy emo crap that the satans of rock embrace.
13. thou shalt die either: in a car crash, when young, snorting drugs, drunk or listening to thine rock gods.
14. thou shalt not worship false idols, such as Panic! At the Disco and other such crap.
15. thou shalt, at some point in thine own life, travel to glastonbury and get drunk with thine mates.

Answer 2

1) Love others & let love light the lamp of your soul.
2) Have faith & let faith move you to joy.
3) Be simple. Allow no man to judge you.
4) Do not let fear imprison your spiritual growth.
5) Do not allow the unfounded belief in demons block your communion with God.
6) Honour your body as it is a living temple.
7) Be loyal & commited to God, & grateful for life.
8) War is profane; defense is compulsory.
9) Create your own heaven, not a hell. You are a creator made from God.
10) Do not give unto God any human pettiness such as vengance, wrath or hate.

This is my own take on some of the tenets of Novus Spiritus: a Gnostic Christian church. I like these commandments as they are spiritually empowering rather than based on ruling people through fear.

Answer 3

1. don't argue the toss with heavily armed airport securitymen.
2. avoid queues with small old itallian ladies, when the doors open they will mercilessly trample you.
3. if the train is late then do scream incomprehensible gibberish at a stationguard, they are smug gits (not having to travel anywhere) and it relieves stress.
4. if a noisesome youth (on a train) is playing the latest tellytubby like mp3 on his tinpot mobile phone, sit right next to them and fart incessantly while smiling sweetly into their faces (wince in sympathy at the big ones).
5. do mow the lawn at least once a summer
6. if a jehovah's witness calls, tell them you are a scientlogist and you have their number.
7. lie to your kids about everything, that way they have good imaginations and don't take taxmen too seriously.
8. do foster ignorance, ignorant people are happy.
9. stay away from happy people, they are ignorant.
10. go to work when you are miserable (misery loves company)

Answer 4

The Ten Commandments of the Bible are what you should be following not asking people to make up thier own. God has given us His commandments and it's not for us to change. People making up thier own is what's wrong with this world. Athiests and gays thinking they know better than God how to live on this earth and turning it into Soddom and Gommorah.

Answer 5

There's no need to make up my own...these are God's Commandments...they are what I live by and what all man should live by.

The Ten Commandments given to Moses are these: (abbreviated form)
1. You shall not worship any other god but YHWH.
2. You shall not make a graven image.
3. You shall not take the name of YHWH in vain.
4. You shall not break the Sabbath.
5. You shall not dishonor your parents.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not commit adultery
8. You shall not steal.
9. You shall not commit perjury.
10. You shall not covet.

Answer 6

(bear in mind i am not religious at all)
Though shall-
1. resect everyone (unless they disrespect me)
2. not smoke (its gross)
3. work hard to earn a decent wage
4. get a good career and never sponge off a man
5. have a bl00dy good life-you only live once
6. never cause physical harm to another human being (not nice!)
7. ensure i get a nice car and my own home when i finish uni!
8. always show my mates i love them (they are the most important people in the world)
9. try and stay away from low life men (haven't got a good track record!)
10. always be the life and sole of the party-never turn boring!!!

Answer 7

a million. Thou shalt conceed that Miller Lite is the two 'super tasting' AND 'much less filling.' 2. Thou shalt have no idol different than David Letterman. 3. Thou who smelt it extremely dealt it. 4. Thou shalt covet the l33t fps gamers who pwn you in Battlefield 1942 and prepare to knife combat them later. 5. Thou shalt speaketh no extra desirable approximately Harry frickin' Potter. 6. Thou shalt not picketh of thine nostril whilst driving and adjusting the motor vehicle stereo. 7. try not. Do or do not. there isn't any try. 8. Thou shalt certainly not taketh the word 'pass away Brittany on my own!' in vein. 9. Thou shalt not make passing point out of my actual purposes, rashes, or random actual illnesses of a private nature to the lady that i'm attempting to pickup on the bar. ( i attempted to maintain that sparkling.) 10. Thou shalt not talketh in public as written interior the earlier enscribed commandments...eth.

Answer 8

1: Thou shall not renew my season ticket as it's become too expensive
2: Thou shall not get caught ogling my neighbours wife
3: Thou shall try to throw at least two more sickies before the end of the month
4: Thou shall ignore the missus and buy my new Honda shadow
5: Thou shall stop dragging my nipper to the pictures just so I can watch films like The Fantastic four
6: Thou shall not worship false idols, apart from 3.00 on a Saturday afternoon, and some days Sunday kick off
7: Thou shall stop wasting time at work answering questions on here when i should be reporting barium images
8: Thou shall defiantly start paying the poor window cleaning, and stop using his glass eye as an excuse to get out of it
9: Thou shall make sure I adhere to commandment 2
10: Thou shall stop getting others drunk on Wednesday's poker night just so my chances of winning improve
11: Thou shall not simply ignore the door because Jehovah's witnesses bore you
12: Thou shall start getting back out running
13:Thou shall eventually clean the garage out
14: Thou shall get around to ringing the parents
15: Thou shall stop pretending to have Alzheimer's when I forget birthdays and anniversary's

Answer 9

1. Thou shalt not hurt anyone includeing thyself
2. Thou shalt not take any mind altering substances unless in a safe place with no need to drive.
3. Thou shalt make sex as pleasureable for thy partner as it is for thyself.
4. Thou shalt honor Friday and Saturday nights as nights of merriment, whether in or out of thy home.
5. Thou shalt not dish it out if thou cannot take it.
6. Thou shalt not force thy beliefs upon anyone else, includeing thy children.
7. Thou shalt wash thyself and wear deoderant daily
8. Thou shalt help thy fellow man, woman or child in need whenever thou art able.
9. Thou shalt not humiliate or prey upon the weaknesses of others.
10. Thou shalt not enter into marraige unless thou art able to keep all vows to be made.
11. If thou or thy spouse cannot abide by #10, divorce is an option but not the end of the world, thou shalt be free to love again.
12. Thou shalt look on the bright side and try thy best not to let thyself be mired in depression
13. Thou shalt take a vacation from thy work at least once a year.
14. Thou shalt not waste too much money on shoes, unlees thou hast a foot disorder of some kind.
15. Thou shalt love and cherish thy family and friends, for no one liveth forever.

Answer 10

My fifteen commandments to the universe are....

Do as I say. (Repeat fourteen more times.)

Why? It would make things so simple.
In time, people would come to adore me, perhaps even revere me. Some people might not believe that I actually exist, but I wouldn't care so long as they did what I say.

I suppose that in short, I'm just a megalomaniac.