Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted....
2007-06-19 02:01:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was really funny,not heard that one before , im in pain now from a cracked rib i did last week.
2007-06-19 04:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great Great one sexxiest I think I will forward it to my
grandmother , Hmmm maybe not ...might not be invited
Thanksgiving on further consideration I will e-mail it to a certain friends mother . I guarantee she would also Faint..
Dale Carneige wrote a book on"winning friends and influencing people" this masterpiece should do it with
the older set... Thanks . h.aa ha ha. 30/30
2007-06-20 04:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes heard before but was worth reading again
2007-06-19 09:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Conan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe great joke...you get a star.
2007-06-19 09:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lke this, had a smile - so gave you a star
2007-06-19 11:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by Everyday's the same again... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-06-19 09:22:19 · answer #6 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get a star,cause i could get my stuck up faced husband to laugh.nice one love.
2007-06-19 10:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First good laugh of the day :-)
2007-06-19 09:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by Richard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a gd one, a star as well.
2007-06-19 11:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wasn't expecting that ending,
its star time
2007-06-19 10:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋