A successfull buisiness executive spent the afternoon in the arms of his secetary at her flat,eventualy falling asleep together.They awoke at 8 pm and the woman said ,oh heck we are in trouble now your wife will find out about us.The man said i will get dressed, you take my shoes outside and rub grass all over them,which she did.The man eventualy arrives home and his wife says where have you been to which the man replies,i own up i have been having an affair with my secetary and spent the afternoon with her and we fell asleep after having s-x.The wife says don,t lie to me look at your shoes you have been playing golf again
2007-06-19 01:49:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. how funny.. sort of reminds me of the JACK -IN-THE BOX commercial where the guy says it's not dipping sauce on his shirt it's lipstick from his secretary.... and the wife is like "don't lie to me.........you've been dipping!!" it's funny
2007-06-19 01:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by sandi_villanueva 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Replace the bad with something worse. Would be funnier if not so true.
2007-06-19 01:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one this the wife must be a bland for sure.
2007-06-19 03:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!! xx
2007-06-19 01:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very good joke...I liked it.
2007-06-19 01:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
always tell the truth lol
2007-06-19 03:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-19 02:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by tre 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-19 03:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fab great star
2007-06-19 02:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...that's pretty good.
2007-06-19 02:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by Kayle xxx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋