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2007-06-19 01:34:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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"Hi, my wife is an atheist. Can I get her a ticket straight to hell?"

I've tried talking her out of this atheist crap, but she is stubborn. So to hell with her. Literally.

2007-06-19 01:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

Return ticket to the Sun, first class, 3 full course meals, comprehensive travel insurance, free sun lotion spf 1000000 in a trendy heat resistant bag.

2007-06-19 01:39:25 · answer #2 · answered by Tsumego 5 · 1 0

How about a second tour in Vietnam?

2007-06-19 01:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by jojovas4 2 · 0 1

I understand Hypocrisy Haven is reserved for Christians.

2007-06-19 01:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 2 0

One way ticket to the Isle of Gluttony, please

and i'll need two seats on the flight..

2007-06-19 01:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah, I want to holiday in an atheist villa by an atheist nudist beach on an atheist tropical island. Is that OK? :-)

2007-06-19 01:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I hear Iraq has some nice areas this time of year.

2007-06-19 01:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by Truth7 4 · 0 0

The credentials of the guide!

2007-06-19 01:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by Bokito 6 · 0 0

Anywhere I'm not surrounded by fundies would be heavenly

2007-06-19 03:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anyplace warm will be fine.

2007-06-19 01:38:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Would Heaven be too much to ask for?

2007-06-19 01:37:42 · answer #11 · answered by Mishell 4 · 1 0

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