U can consult Santa or Banta ..
2007-06-19 00:51:43 · 21 answers · asked by farouk_alam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell them to count their hair.........
2007-06-19 03:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by MAYA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i will call santa n banta, then i will become busy so..
well to keep a sardarji busy, try to fix a meeting with santa n banta...3 of them will hve lots of jokes...right?
2007-06-21 09:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by drishti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Ask him to THINK…!!!!
2.Ask him to count the number of times the second hand of a clock rotates in a day
3.Well! Ask him to go to your office and check whether you have come or not!
4.Ask him to catch a fly with his hands.
5.Give him a paper and ask him to fill all his personal details…..Tell him he may ask his relatives in Punjab (I think this should keep a sardar busy for a week or so…. B’coz he will go directly rather than phoning them)
6. Ask him to do a research on why a train takes 1 hour to go from A to B and 60 minutes from B to A
2007-06-19 17:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the morning tell him that the big clock at the market is about to strike 12. he will go there and stand there busy staring at it. and just before 12 he will hold the minutes hand to stop it reaching 12. Busy for ever!
2007-06-21 19:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-19 01:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Madurai Malli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write PTO in the rightmost corner of both the pages of a paper and give it to him.
or
Draw a circle in a paper; give it to him and ask him to find out the corner of the circle
2007-06-19 00:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to go to the end of the world.
Tell him to browse through all the pages of the web.
2007-06-19 08:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know!!
keep him in a circular room and tell him to find the corner
2007-06-19 01:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask him about Punjab, sarson da saag and makke di roti, and put cotton plugs in your ear! aur kuch nahi........
2007-06-19 00:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by GodLuvsU:)) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him 2 shovels and tell him to take his pick?
2007-06-19 00:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by billy b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them 2 water the plants when its raining.
2007-06-19 05:59:27 · answer #11 · answered by sai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋