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I'll give u 2 - The old Chicken or Egg coming first & Giving Birth or Kicked in the "Round Spherical Things"

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2007-06-18 23:17:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

33 answers

How do you make a woman happy?

What is the meaning of life?

2007-06-18 23:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Most questions relating to things that happened in the past are answerable, it's just that different people have different answers to some questions. Regarding the chicken & the egg question, it's so obvious the chicken had to hatch from an egg because all birds do. The first chicken egg might not have been laid by a chicken though. It's parents would have been proto-chickens. Also evidence from observing & listening to other trees falling suggest that a tree falling in the woods could not fall silently, except in the absense of an atmosphere.

Here are a couple of unanswerable question, at least unanswerable untill 2012. How much will the full cost of the London Olympics be? Will they change the 2012 Olympic logo?

Some more question that can't be answered yet:

Will I still be working in Tesco this time next year? ( I probably will be, I hope not though.)

What's the winning lottery numbers for tomorow's draw?

Will we ever have an abundunt & endless source of non polluting energy?

2007-06-19 00:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. God wanted us to have the wonderful experience of life. 2. Human nature is bad. God didn't make us that way, though- we were perfect until we abused our free choice. 3. I'm not exactly sure why we dream... I know God used to reveal things by dreams- maybe that still happens sometimes. 4. I've never fallen in love, so I don't know yet. :D 5. Yes, there is an afterlife. You will either go to heaven or hell, depending on whether you accept Christ or not. 6. The meaning of life is to bring all who will come to the wonderful light of the Gospel. The more the merrier- God wishes all to come and live with Him for eternity. Well, I answered some of them for you.

2016-05-19 17:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Why does superman never flinch when shot at by a revolver, but duck when someone throws the gun?

If a tree falls in a deserted wood, no wildlife or anything, does it still make a sound?

Who's idea was it to put an 's' in lisp?

why DID the chicken cross the road?

answer me this!

2007-06-18 23:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0 0

Well we know that evolution means that the chicken came first so that answers that. Im sure woman would rather be kicked in the balls rather than give birth as it would hurt less due to not having any (are you aware of the human anatomy?)

2007-06-18 23:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Old chicken - Since egg needs enough(moderate) heat to become chick..
So there must be hen to provide that heat..
Even after birth it(chick) needs that heat to alive for few days and to protect from the natural disaster ,it surely needs his mother..
ie.. old chicken can live with out eggs..
But egg can not become chick with out his mom :)

2007-06-18 23:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Sanjai 1 · 0 0

Both questions are answerable, no question isn't. whether it's the right answer or not is a different matter.
Egg came first, dinosaurs used to be hatched in them and whatever gave birth to the first chicken was not a chicken, so the egg came before the chicken. giving birth is well more painful, but it doesn't happen as often (the real answer to this question is a question, are you male or female? (hermaphrodites count as male as they can't conceive)

2007-06-18 23:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by Chris EFC 6 · 0 2

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?

how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?

how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?

how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?

how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died?

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?

how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?

how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind :P

oh yeah and how long is a piece of string?

2007-06-18 23:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by butler j 2 · 1 0

as far as your two examples go that doesnt help as the chicken V's egg is a known answered one. Chicken can already feed and fend for itself . . . egg needs chicken to incubate it etc.
test : take one chicken and pout in field take one egg and put in field...which survives?? Chicken . . providing fox don't get there first ;o)

2007-06-18 23:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Em 3 · 0 1

Are we a product of nature or nurture?
Was Jesus the Son of God?
How can a man sexually satisfy a woman?

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

2007-06-18 23:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jane G 2 · 0 0

If a man stands in the middle of a forest and no women are around to hear him, is he still wrong?

2007-06-19 00:38:03 · answer #11 · answered by agius1520 6 · 1 0

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