Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, 'Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have s-ex.' Don decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, 'That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough se-x.' Again, Don thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
The Polar Bear said, 'Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?'
2007-06-18 22:50:18 · 17 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That one was funny.
Now, have a star for all that typing!
2007-06-18 22:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by jacklyn_denise 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG only conan the barbarian can satisfy the polar bear!!!!!!
2007-06-19 05:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one a hundred times and its still hilarious!!
2007-06-19 06:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by pamomof4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, well it made me smile.
I suppose it depends where and when you tell the joke.
2007-06-19 05:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lemonade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao now conan hun that was one of the best. lol star for you hun.
2007-06-19 05:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha don likes it up the ass
2007-06-19 05:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by I Love You.....♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny :) Thank you for that joke, it really cheered me up!
2007-06-19 07:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. Did nothing for me.
2007-06-19 05:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one - ha ha ha simply lol... rearly unbearable!
2007-06-19 06:21:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! hahah this one is great. Hahahha!
2007-06-19 06:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋