A girl calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me!! I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started at all."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's supposed to be a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.."
he said with a deep sigh, . .
.................................
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
2007-06-18 22:39:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Conan, did you mean that one which said 2-5years and they completed in 52days? Hahah!
2007-06-18 23:03:19 · update #1
Boy Scouts love blondes. Lots of opportunities to Do A Good Turn Daily!!
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2007-06-19 17:26:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's superb! Classic blonde joke. A star for you!
2007-06-19 05:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good i also like the other version 52 days
2007-06-19 06:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahahahahahahahaha tff tff tff
2007-06-19 05:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first time i heard a "corny" joke that made me laugh......
2007-06-19 06:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋