without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest. They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bull's pounding hoof beats got closer, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts, "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you better start to 'brace' yourself!"
2007-06-18 22:36:30 · 6 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!! Something like that was also in a movie I saw.... reading your joke just made me remember it and I'm still laughing....Thanks M8
2007-06-18 22:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaah! Very funny!
2007-06-18 22:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by Ash'ari Maturidi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.... So funny I think I lost my sense of humor.
2007-06-18 22:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by General X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, sorry. But have a star for trying.
2007-06-18 22:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by jacklyn_denise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe someone told this a few days ago its still funny
2007-06-18 22:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol funny haha
2007-06-18 22:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋