A man drinks a shot of whisky every night before bed.
After years of this, his wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whisky.
After getting him to the table that has the glasses, she brings his bait box.
She says, "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whisky, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "What do you have to say about this experiment?"
He says, "If I drink whisky, I won't get worms!!!"
2007-06-18 22:34:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Honey! That was uproariously funny! LMFAO!!!
2007-06-18 22:57:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old jokes are the real good ones, Any more as i can never remember the Punch lines! And its nice to laugh
2007-06-19 05:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by 121aloraphotos 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-06-19 06:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sure don't want to get worms. Water for me!
2007-06-19 12:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke!
2007-06-19 05:38:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ash'ari Maturidi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao now thats funny hunny star
2007-06-19 05:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Gina B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i heard this for a long time, although its still funny
2007-06-19 05:38:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was always a favorite of mine!!
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2007-06-20 00:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good nice nice like it
2007-06-19 05:53:14 · answer #9 · answered by Vito A 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE HERE A STAR!!!
2007-06-19 06:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋