eve was born with two fannys she asked god to take one away. later she asked god what have you done with the usless **** god replied "i have created man!"
2007-06-18 22:07:39 · 15 answers · asked by womble 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
touche galileo lol
2007-06-18 22:31:45 · update #1
lol knowitall .ermm....possibly
2007-06-19 03:10:19 · update #2
great one! Muahaha! :) was pissed off by a guy on the bus this morning. But thanks a lot for this!
2007-06-18 22:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a funny joke. I find the two fannys concept interesting. This gives me a couple of ideas for some more interesting questions. Where about would it have been on the female anatomy? Obviously it was created just for fun, but man hadn't been created yet, so if Eve had waited, we would have had a much clearer understanding of why god created man & woman.
I'm pleased she was sattisfied with two breasts, or maybe she started of with more than two. There has been a lot of stupid t*** messing things up throughout history right up to the preasant day.
2007-06-19 06:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by J C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When God created woman he scratched his head and said where the hell did I go wrong?
2007-06-19 05:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO - you got it wrong - he just lobbed it in the sea to give fish their distinctive odour!
2007-06-19 08:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Knowitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made the light and rested.... god made the firmament and rested, God made anmals and rested,,, God made man and rested,,,, God made woman.....Neither man nor God have rested since................ I rest my case!!!!!!!
2007-06-19 05:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one knowitall LOL :)
2007-06-20 07:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by wolves ladz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I concur!
2007-06-19 05:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic!!!! x
2007-06-19 06:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was almost funny, not .
2007-06-19 05:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
:)
2007-06-19 05:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋