Can you stay gloomy after reading these?????

Question

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
Vampire?
Frostbite.
13.! What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a
Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

Answer 1

funny:)

Answer 2

13.! What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

funny lol,

Answer 3

You are leaning on mechanical and expected rhyme too much, as well as cliche, which is murderous in a poem. Thing are never the same as they were before: this line has been said too many times, and those of us who read a lot of poetry are turned off by it. Poetry is the art of hiding our meaning just a bit, in order to make the reader search us out. It usually tries to show us, with images, instead of just telling us, with statements, facts. It should surprise us with language we never thought of before. Reading a poem, we are all like children: we want to be surprised. You have a lot of feeling, but to make your reader feel (and all of us want to have our own feelings, not just hear about another´s) you want a surprising, even a startling image. Try this, by Elinor Wylie PROPHECY I shall lie hidden in a hut In the middle of an alder wood, With the back door blind and bolted shut, And the front door locked for good. I shall lie folded like a saint, Lapped in a scented linen sheet, On a bedstead striped with bright-blue paint, Narrow and cold and neat. the midnight will be glassy black Behind the panes, with wind about To set his mouth against a crack And blow the candle out. Can you feel the surprise at the end? what happened? does the candle represent her life? is she preparing to die? we have to figure it out for ourselves, it´s a mystery, and we all love mysteries.

Answer 4

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is because I have heard these before! You still get a star!!!

Answer 5

lol i ike the polaroid 1

Answer 6

Excellent one!!

Devil Rulez!!!!

Answer 7

No, I cannot stay gloomy. I mailed some excellent ones to my cousin.

Answer 8

oh man... like most of them had me actually LAUGHING OUT LOUD! Their cute and hilarious and not dirty. 10/10!

Answer 9

haha i love these!
my favorite is
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE
its not yooo cheese

hahaha yes...im lame

Answer 10

They made me giggle

Answer 11

They're all funny, But somehow I feel worse.(:{ )