There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the newspaper? "Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here "The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow? "After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire
2007-06-18 18:56:35 · 16 answers · asked by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was dam hillarious.
keep it up. wish i cud give u more stars*****************.............
2007-06-18 20:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's a somewhat first-fee looking dogs. From what you suggested, she looks as though she would be ok. even with the undeniable fact that, i does no longer enable her get too close to to the childs face. She might get startled if the newborn tries to snatch her, or puppy her. The dogs might take it the incorrect technique and lunge. From my friends experience, she had a 7 twelve months historic yellow lab. The dogs grew to become right into a widespread-fee dogs, laid returned, enjoyed everybody, friendly to persons and diverse canines, yet a pair of twelve months in the previous, that they had a newborn and whilst the teen obtained approximately 6 months the child went to go puppy the dogs and the dogs ended up biting him in the face. the toddler had flight for existence. the toddler ended up being ok yet has a surprisingly risky scared up face and was once in important for 2 months. So, merely be careful. be certain you teach each and each of your canines to no longer bypass with the aid of utilising the newborn(s). verify they recognize.
2016-12-13 07:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A combination of eeeeeeeeewwwwwww and ooooooooooooooh but freakin hilarious. So naughty!
2007-06-18 19:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by pretty shy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke. Just one more reason you shouldn't lie to kids.
2007-06-18 19:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by MaMaMiLaJo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but still funny....YOU GET A STAR
2007-06-18 19:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious, dirty... probably wrong to laugh at, but most definitly funny.
2007-06-18 19:16:47 · answer #6 · answered by licia0018 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was freakin hillarious man!
2007-06-18 18:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Rey R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That bloke sure paid a heavy price!!!
2007-06-18 21:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fucin best
2007-06-18 19:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by gotta_doubt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats fuckking funny as helll
2007-06-19 14:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for her!
2007-06-18 19:12:05 · answer #11 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋