A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
2007-06-18 18:43:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."
Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-06-18 19:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One!
2007-06-18 18:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by gizmo2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-06-18 18:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by fernandomontes91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-06-18 19:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tricia C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, new one for me.
2007-06-18 18:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by scott p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh smart xDD
2007-06-18 18:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love it!
2007-06-18 18:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by sexii_sanchez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-18 18:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋