A very well-dressed and dignified lawyer called a plumber to fix his flooded bathroom. When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed lawyer smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually need a change of OVERALLS?!"
The plumber just smiled. When he was done the plumber gave him the bill, and told him he had to get some more equipment from his truck. He explained that he needed a new assistant because of all the work and was short-handed.
When the plumber returned, he entered the lawyer's office and there in the garbage can were the lawyer's mirror-polished Brooks Brothers captoe shoes, with the black silk socks socks rolled up and tucked neatly inside.
On the floor was the hand-tailored $2,000 Armani pinstriped business suit the lawyer had been wearing, as well as the natty Hermes silk tie, monogrammed gold cufflinks, starched white shirt, silver tiepin and Rolex. His law degree and briefcase were also piled up next to them.
The plumber went in and there was the lawyer in overalls, lying under the sink with his bare feet sticking out. The lawyer looked out, with sweat streaming down his hundred dollar haircut. He pointed at the bill and said "You found your assistant."
2007-06-18 17:38:29 · 13 answers · asked by Sir $liq Rick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one - why don't snakes (you can use sharks too) bite lawyers? Professional courtesy!
2007-06-18 17:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Incredibly lame. 0/10.
2007-06-18 17:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-19 00:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha....My nephew is a plumber and he would love it.
2007-06-18 17:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by classic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it. do you mean plumbers make more money than lawyers?
2007-06-18 17:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by superactress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me dumb or whatever i just don't get it.
P.S i'm not a blonde neither am i a redhead.
2007-06-18 17:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
a prostitute won't keep screwing you after you die.
2007-06-18 17:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's why it's a joke.....no sorry, did not make me laugh.
Thanks for trying.
2007-06-18 17:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Eve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-18 17:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one?
2007-06-18 17:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋