A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started cavassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the frontdoor of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will it cost?"
The blonde said about 50$. The man told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she ralize that the porchgoes all the way around the house?"
The man replied," She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked
"Yes, and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 50$.
"And by the way," the blonde added," that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.
2007-06-18 16:43:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahahahaha :D that is funny
clean
funny
good joke
backfired, didn't it, for the man?and for the blonde who thought she was brilliant? haha
2007-06-18 16:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Takes a little too long to get to it but the punch line is definitely funny.
2007-06-18 23:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It made me laugh! It's totally cheesy and I love that. It's always good to have an arsenal of blonde jokes at your disposal.
2007-06-18 23:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by AmandaBrooke 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a big ouch for the man. he must be fuming and feeling faint all at the same time. haha. poor him!
2007-06-19 00:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that's funny
2007-06-19 00:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! that just makes me cringe... but yes I think it's funny.
2007-06-18 23:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Gleebicus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does she has to be blonde??
it's not funny anymore if discrimination involves.
2007-06-18 23:49:27 · answer #7 · answered by ladyjane 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In its own way, yes!
2007-06-19 00:28:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not particularly. You end up feeling sorry for the man, because she ruined his car. I also get really, really, really sick of blonde jokes. It's really just the same subject over and over...we get it! Blondes are dumb! Alright already!
2007-06-18 23:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by rebecca h 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
funny
2007-06-19 00:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋