my Jaguar starts making funny noises like it is running out of oil! why do you think this might be?????
2007-06-18 16:41:04 · 21 answers · asked by slaveof12gods 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is Zeus of course.
2007-06-18 16:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the church in question and ask God why does this happen and be sure and complain to the preacher. He might even intercede for you before the Lord very earnestly !!!
http://www.bibleprobe.com/300great.htm
http://www.godonthe.net/evidence/rapture.htm
2007-06-18 23:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is running out of oil. With twelve gods each wanting ten percent tithe, you can't afford oil.
2007-06-18 23:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by valcus43 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jaguars do that any time their running, which isn't very often.
2007-06-18 23:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by nikola333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming your Jaguar is a car......it's kinda strange that it would act like it has a mind of it's own.
2007-06-18 23:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
British engineering?
Actually that joke doesn't work now that the Jag is built by Ford.
2007-06-18 23:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by Dave P 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
A good Imagination that it means something.
Rev. TomCat
2007-06-18 23:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by Rev. TomCat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your car is afraid that your gonna stop in the church parking lot and go in ! my Toyota does that too.Cars are Atheists too .
2007-06-18 23:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's a guilty conscience -- can't determine whether it's you or the car.
2007-06-18 23:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by Appollyon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wanna sell your car cheap?
2007-06-18 23:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by CaTcHmEiFuCaN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋