a riddle!!!! 10 points for correct answer!!?

Question

If a man is working for a pet shop for 10 years and has a very uneventful life untill one day he is approached by a lady who has a pet dog. she is interested in...

i cant be assed to finish it!!!

finish the riddle and give a good answer for 10 points!

Answer 1

giving him the dog and one million dollars just to take the dog off her hands on one condition. The man asks what the condition is and the woman says you cant say the two words that im thinking right now( she figured he would say thank you and when he did she would take the money , the dog and run laughing wickedly) While thinking this she had an evil smirk on her face . The man thought for a moment trying to figure out two words he could say to her that she wasnt thinking. the man says to himself, if i dont say anything at all then she cant take anything away from me. So the man takes his offerings and walks off. before he can leave the lady yells out, arent you forgetting to thank me. the man turns around and says screw you. The lady was not banking on that screams no wait give me my stuff back thats not fair you cheated. the man hollered back Now you know how i felt lady, then the man ran off into the sunset with his dog running along side. All of a sudden the dog mawls him leaving him inactive. the dog then steeals the money and runs back to his owner who congadulates the dog and says That gets funnier and funnier every time!

i know its totally lame but that took me a while to write so can i please have the 10 points? :)

Answer 2

A man is working for a pet shop for 10 years and has a very uneventful life until, one day, he is approached by a lady who has a pet dog. She is a crafty old devil, and interested in making people sweat with her uncanny way of twisting sentences. As she came closer to the man, he noticed that she was wearing a bike helmet and that there was a bicycle outside. She had obviously rode it on her way here. Coming up to the man to purchase the dog toys she had picked up, a twinkle flashed in her eyes. "I rode my bicycle all the way here," she stated, a smile playing on her lips, "Yet walked to this store"
The man thought about this for a while, and as the woman left, chuckling under her breath, he yelled something after her that ruined her day completely. He had solved her riddle. What did he say?

Answer 3

...purchasing a cat to add to her household menagerie. The man goes to the back of the shop and finds her a moggy, which had fallen in the fish tank.

The woman left the shop with... a waterlogged feline...
what other expression might be used to describe her purchase?

A riddle for fans of double-entendre.

Answer 4

collaring a husband for herself?

breaking the leash on her Apartment, (which is the dog's name), since it is too big.

looking for a cat named Queenie, to go with her dog, King, because then her pets will be reigning cats and dogs.

; )

Answer 5

The driver of the blue car said "why'd you crash into me?" and the driver of the red car said "because I want you to have a red car instead. I want everyone in the country to drive a red car. Because then we'd be a red car nation....." Yeah, it's bad. Very very bad. I am so sorry.

Answer 6

seeing if he wanted a 3 some with her & her g/f - she always wanted to know if the pet shop worker any kinky habits.

Answer 7

..... chatting with him talking about her pet through the day. Asking that and this, suddenly she realizes that she likes him and want to have a date asked by the man. Than the whole story begin with love...... (anyone, please continues)......

Answer 8

Monkey love?

Answer 9

the man but not the dog.

Answer 10

getting the dog a flea collar, but collars the man instead.....