A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.." he said with a deep sigh, . .
..........................................................................................................
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
2007-06-18 16:12:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah thats funny. have u heard the on about the blond on the horse. that one is hilarious.
2007-06-18 16:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by criss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u knowwhat i wasnt about to answer this or for that matter even read this thinking that the joke would be the usual jigsaw joke about the blonde solving a jogsaw puzzle for 3-4 years
but twhen i read the joke i was really not able to stop laughing...thinking about it...
2007-06-19 16:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, I liked it, funny I love blonde jokes.
2007-06-18 16:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! A blonde joke that is actually hilarious! I salute you. Most jokes are junk these days.
2007-06-18 16:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jake S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 16:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny but heard it on here before!
2007-06-18 16:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry thats an old joke n u did it wrong its tony the tiger and frosted flakes
2007-06-18 16:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by *Team Jacob Black* 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG LMAO!!! that is really quite funny!
2007-06-19 04:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i havent heard it before,but really funny
2007-06-18 16:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥I_rock_you♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha omg soooo funny
2007-06-18 16:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋