A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
work cocktail with her girlfriends when an
exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As
all men do.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring
so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,
which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly
and meaningfully said....
"Clean My House!"
2007-06-18 16:02:11 · 16 answers · asked by packerswes4 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! :D
2007-06-18 16:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by 嗨! 안녕! =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh bokkie please permit me have the call and address of that youthful guy. Our villa in Portugal rather desires a sparkling paint activity and that i could be there to supervise. The tingles up my backbone have began already.
2016-10-17 23:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by rask 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Funny! A star for you!
2007-06-18 16:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by JAWboy71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 16:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha funny.
2007-06-18 16:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha bet he wasnt expecting that
2007-06-18 16:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by criss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious...never heard it before...Thanks for tha laugh!
2007-06-18 16:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jake S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very kinky!
2007-06-18 16:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by Me! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...i guess that one defines women....i was thinking "do the dishes".....lol....the man walked right into that one...pretty funny though
2007-06-18 16:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by Yogaflame 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHahAhA nice one !!!!!a star!!
2007-06-18 16:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. good 1.
2007-06-18 16:08:39 · answer #11 · answered by theusedluver1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋