Do you think we could amend that contract we signed (you guys know the one -- where we traded our immortal souls, pledged to do the devil's work, and signed in blood) that we will only continue working for satan upon the conditions that he will "tempt" all christians to spell the word atheist correctly?
;)
I just can't see how it can still be the most misspelled word on this forum and it can be found in greater than 90% of the questions (if you include the answers as well).
2007-06-18 15:46:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This was my little attempt at being humorous ... obviously, I failed miserably. Oh well, a girl can try.
2007-06-18 15:50:39 · update #1
I already traded my soul for a plane ticket to Vegas. Now I just need to trade my left arm for the time off work.
See you there? =P
2007-06-18 18:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOH, OOH, Witchy Woman. Satan has better things to do then to tempt Christians to misspell atheist. Like keeping you in the dark about spiritual matters.
2007-06-18 22:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True Athiests dont even give Satan or God a thought because they dont believe in the existence of God or satan.
If your a true Athiest then dont worry about imaginary characters, or think about them otherwise. About spelling, no ones perfect at spelling you misspell im sure of it, dont nag on someones filth unless you yourself have no filth. otherwise you are just a hypocrite, and if you claim to be perfect you are a lier. and about spelling again you made quite a few errors in your statement, you are a hypocrite.
2007-06-18 22:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To my a-----t friend:
In evil long I took delight,
Unawed by shame or fear,
Till a new object struck my sight,
And stopped my wild career.
I saw One hanging on a tree,
In agony and blood,
Who fixed His languid eyes on me,
As near His cross I stood.
Sure, never to my latest breath,
Can I forget that look;
It seemed to charge me with His death,
Though not a word He spoke.
My conscience felt and owned the guilt,
And plunged me in despair,
I saw my sins His blood had spilt,
And helped to nail Him there.
A second look He gave, which said,
“I freely all forgive;
This blood is for thy ransom paid;
I die that thou mayst live.”
Thus, while His death my sin displays
In all its blackest hue,
Such is the mystery of grace,
It seals my pardon too.
You're not dead yet, so there is hope for you. Incidently. John Newton wrote the above, I won't bore you with details, if you want to know, I'm sure you can Google if you Yahooo!!
2007-06-18 23:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the joke. Very funny. Satan makes me giggle.
2007-06-18 23:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
back up atheists are not in a leauge with satan. atheists have no religon and if you have no religon then you cant believe in the devil you must be talking about wiccans or someting.
2007-06-18 22:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing as an atheists. if you believe in the devil you believe. but at least I can spell retard....retard. go get attention some where else.
2007-06-18 22:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by steelhwyman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought atheists don't believe in souls.
2007-06-18 22:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by Dirk Johnson 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think it was funny....... and I still love you....... but not as much as I love Satan. He is doing my hair right now.
2007-06-18 23:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okie fine.
2007-06-18 23:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋