Will a guy need to confess his sins for this?
In all seriousness, I know a guy (raised Catholic) who was forced to confess weekly for masturbating for shaking it twice in the bathroom as a youngin'. Is this crazy or what?
2007-06-18 15:30:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is absolutely ridiculous. I shake as much as 5 or six times and then a couples of squeezes followed by another couple of shakes, and still, no matter how you shake or how you dance, the last two drops will wet your pants.
2007-06-18 15:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by ranger12 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
This is exactly why people go crazy. It breaks my heart to hear of things like this.
I have heard stories of mormon missionaries that didn't masturbate while on their missions and ended up having medical problems related to it. I guess it was very painful.
Masturbation is a very natural thing. Although it should be kept private, I don't think it should be something that is looked down upon.
2007-06-18 15:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It never stops amazing me how ridiculas this whole thing is. I guess since I don't like urine stains in my underwear, I beat off each and every time I urinate. At home. At the gym. At friends' houses. At resturants. At truckstops. It's a wonder I can find the energy to do anything in my life!
2007-06-18 15:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope I'm right about this atheist thing, otherwise I don't have a yellow snowballs chance in hell.
I'm a very very sick perverted vile creature.
Is there by any chance any mention of necro-bestiality in the bible (crosses fingers).
2007-06-18 15:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by mike h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh definatly, i would much rather have urine stains on my pants than have the possibility of accidential Masturbation.
the bible passage against masturbation is against spilling your seed on the ground, and wasting life. not against shaking it a few times. but people take things to extreems.
2007-06-18 15:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes it takes a couple shakes
If you have to confess for that what are you supposed to do when you actually do masturbate, flog yourself? Sheesh
2007-06-18 15:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe masturbation is a sin, because it is never mentioned in the Bible, but I guess it would depend on what he was thinking about in the bathroom.
2007-06-18 15:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I always thought the rule was more than 3 times and your playing with yourself.
2007-06-18 15:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by venus_michele18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there's any reason for masturbation to be considered a sin. It's obviously not harming anybody, and it's better to relieve sexual tension through masturbation than rape.
2007-06-18 15:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Gordon Freeman 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes. That's why I always ask the guy in the urinal next to me if he wouldn't mind giving it a few extra shakes for me...
2007-06-18 15:40:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋