I was riding the bus home last week, and it was a really hot day, like 95 degrees, so the bus driver let us on early. The air was not on yet, but it was nice for us passengers to at least get out of the sun.
I took a seat near the middle of the bus, and watched the other passengers get on. One of the women I saw was wearing a babydoll top at least three sizes too small, which was not an entirely pleasant sight but wouldn't have been remarkable if it were not for two things. The first: she neglected to wear a bra. I wasn't staring, but it was hard not to notice.
The second: she had a bag of Funyuns stuffed down the front of her shirt. After commanding her son (maybe 7) to sit down behind her, she immediately whipped the bag out of her cleavage and started fanning herself with it. Little flecks of sweat were flying off the bag all over the bus. Her son asked "Mommy, may I please have some Funyuns?" to which she promptly replied "Shut up, chile!". Then, as she continued to fan
2007-06-18 15:24:04 · 9 answers · asked by Rat 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
herself, she opened the bag, and started to smack on them, right in front of her kid while totally ignoring him.
2007-06-18 15:24:43 · update #1
I never saw that before but when I was with the local EMS, I picked up a woman who was having a heart attack that no kidding, had a half eaten piece of chicken beneath one of he breasts. TRUE STORY.
2007-06-18 15:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Thomas E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's such a hilarious story! LOL! No, never happened to me, but I have a funny story. Once, I was sitting at a cafeteria in a grocery store, and got up to check something in an aisle, then went to go sit back down where I was sitting and noticed a magazine on the table. I sat down anyway because I didn't see anyone. Then came this man in his 60's it looked. His eyes were crossed outward instead of inward, and he up to me and said, "Did you take my magazine?"
I said no it's still here, and he took it and moved to another table mumbling something. Anyway, It's not as funny as your story, but what the heck. Just thought I'd tell it.
2007-06-18 15:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by topakat11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An adopted child? Anyway she should be reported for cruelty. When in public view she can display so much of apathy and callousness, one shudders to think what goes on behind the walls.
2007-06-18 16:08:35 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know what a baby doll top is but, man how gross!
2007-06-18 16:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Dave T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch...that freekin' sucks...do u know this person?? Email me...doggysrok23@yahoo.com!
2007-06-18 15:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Brett 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eew. She's so mean...such an unfit mother
2007-06-18 15:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by Mina D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to say that was funny..lol
2007-06-18 15:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, and I hope I never will.
2007-06-18 15:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting... Hope you managed not to puke...
2007-06-18 15:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋