2007-06-18 15:06:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1. The universal mediocrity of it's adherents.
They truly seem to lack an original thought.
Like parrots, they regurgitate the vomit of half truths they so willingly gobbled up.
2. The fact that they are addicted to the religion section of Y!A.
3. The fact that they are completely oblivious to there own brainwashing.
4. That they really think that by insulting those of faith, they are going to get anywhere. (Now I know this is an insult, but you atheists started it.)
5. They always vote thumbs down for anyone they disagree with.
6. That if they did some day take over the earth, they would then become just as the religion believers they so despise, and commence assaulting each other.
7. They all have in common the simple truth that they have no clue how life began, as long as it was not by a creator.
8. They continue giving me thumbs down even though I do not care, in my opinion they are the most pathetic people on earth.
9. The fact that I, maintained a 3.7 grade point average throughout my entire academic career, and most of them probably hovered around 2.3.
And finally the number ten in the top ten funniest things about atheism?
10. They can not differentiate between the true Christians and the apostates.
(Thanks atheists for all the thumbs down, you totally proved my point).
BTW, this was probably the most fun I have ever had answering a question. Thank you so very very very much for asking it.
2007-06-18 15:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 17⤋
Top 10 funniest things about Christians:
(Inspired by Puddles)
1. The universal mediocrity of it's adherents.
They truly seem to lack an original thought.
Like parrots, they regurgitate the vomit of half truths they so willingly gobbled up.
2. The fact that they are obsessed with atheists and homosexuals.
3. The fact that they are completely oblivious to their own brainwashing.
4. That they really think that by condemning those of differing beliefs, they are going to get anywhere.
5. They always vote thumbs down for anyone they disagree with.
6. That even though Christians share essentially the same beliefs, they still attack and condemn even each other.
7. They all have in common the simple lie that life began because a magical, invisible super-being in the sky got lonely.
8. They continue giving atheists thumbs down even though we do not care,.
9. The fact that they need to make up nonsense like "I maintained a 3.7 grade point average throughout my entire academic career, and most of them probably hovered around 2.3." to make themselves feel superior. (Atheists are known to be very smart people, so that argument is ridiculous.)
And finally the number ten in the top ten funniest things about Christians?
10. They fight with each other like 4-year-olds. "My belief in Jesus is better than YOUR belief in Jesus!"
2007-06-18 22:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by Jess H 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
I thought it was pretty funny the first time I heard someone sneeze at an atheist meeting and about a dozen people came back with "Bless you!" It doesn't mean anything; it's just a cultural thing, a learned response, but it still made me smile.
2007-06-18 22:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I find it hilarious that a person who gets all their knowledge of the universe from a bunch of bronze age myths, has the arrogance to say that Atheists lack original thought!
All Atheists have in common is a lack of belief in any kind of god. They are as different from each other as its possible to be aside from that.
I am glad he mentioned his education, mine went significantly higher than highchool, but who am I to quibble.
Finally, personally I could care less about apostates or any other sub category of people who believe that an invisible, immortal flying creature is real. But thats just me.
2007-06-18 22:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nothing about religion or lack of religion strikes me as funny.
2007-06-18 22:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont think any of it is funny, it makes just as much sense as my faith (though they tend to dissagree)
2007-06-18 22:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing funny about disbelief in God.
2007-06-18 22:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Esther 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That atheists are greatly under-represented in prisons.
2007-06-18 22:20:35 · answer #8 · answered by Benji 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Spectacular grammar!!!
2007-06-18 22:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 14⤊ 0⤋
Christians get their nickers in a knot when they think people can exist with no religious beliefs! Now that is funny!
2007-06-18 22:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 7⤊ 4⤋