Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts went.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his intelligence?
Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring,
Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, Dust!"
2007-06-18 15:04:15 · 12 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha loved them all conan very funny :) loved the barking dog at the back door & not talking for 18 months lol :)
2007-06-18 17:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
this one is my fav. haha i understand why women just cant shut up sometimes. just like my mummy :x hhaha
2007-06-18 15:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really love this one
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
lol
2007-06-18 15:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 15:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
some of those were funny, some i didn't get, nice, enjoy ur star
2007-06-18 15:17:18 · answer #5 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same as last time (some good, some bad, some hysterical)
2007-06-18 15:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And again, another star
2007-06-18 15:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny, quite hateful actually, and btw i hate sexists like you
2007-06-18 17:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by trl. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey they were kinda bad but they were pretty funny. :]
2007-06-18 15:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey dude thats perverted and sexist,
and o ya, thanks for the 2 points
2007-06-18 16:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Dave T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋