What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
What have women and floor tiles got in common?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry?
Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
The woman who ate the last donut.
What is the difference between a battery and a man?
A battery has a positive side.
2007-06-18 14:58:59 · 10 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA THOSE ARE HILARIOUS. I WILL STAR THEM!
2007-06-18 15:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by sportsfan89b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i must say. some are quite good. but the blonde one isnt too funny.
this is my fav...
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Hahah!
2007-06-18 15:08:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. this one is my fav. haha i understand why women just cant shut up sometimes. just like my mummy :x hhaha
2016-05-19 02:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. You have received a star.
2007-06-18 15:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! lol! 10!
2007-06-18 15:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. those are HILARIOUS!!!!
My favorite was the blonde-humpme dumpme joke!!
always love a blonde joke!
2007-06-18 15:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of these are good, some are bad, and a few are hysterical =)
2007-06-18 15:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahehe those were great jokes.
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2007-06-18 15:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha lol those are so funny!!!!!
2007-06-18 15:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like those they are funny!!!!!!!
2007-06-18 15:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Cheyanne S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋